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House Republicans to Sue Penn State


House Republicans, led by hard charging John Boehner, announced today that they will sue Penn State University for something or other. 


“This is in addition to our suit against Obama, clarified Johnny. It is important for House Republicans to show that they are not soft on child abuse---particularly during the midterm elections, particularly in the swing state of Pennsylvania, and particularly for children who are not illegal aliens.” 


“Everyone is suing Penn State and for us not to would send the wrong message,” Boehner continued.  “Besides, with Penn State willing to do anything to get past the Sandusky affair, this is one we might actually win.”

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