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Stevieslaw: Earth’s Window Broken

Senate Republicans today signed on to a growing acceptance by that august body that Earth’s living room window was broken.  However, they refused to accept the theory that the baseball lying at the foot of the broken window was in any way responsible for the break.  Wek Link, spokesperson for Senate Republicans, said, “People may advance the theory that my younger brother, House, or I had some responsibility for this act. And since we represent the people, that’s equivalent to saying all of us were in some way guilty of heaving the baseball. Not us!”

“Did you see the size of that window,” continued Link.  “No one I know is strong enough to break a window that big.” 

Link went on to blame the accidental break on the “Bossa Nova,” which we suppose is as good as anything.

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